You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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