windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I party with great urgency now.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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