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I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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