I must be too annoying 4 u.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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