at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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