I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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