And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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