Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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