How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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