i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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