This is not my ceiling
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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