I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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