I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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