i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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