Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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