It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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