hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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