Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Randomize
