there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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