i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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