I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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