I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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