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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I love having hate sex.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You were trust falling into bushes
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