Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
