Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Randomize
