they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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