Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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