I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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