love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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