they said they heard you say put it in my butt
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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