I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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