I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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