My pussy is not your playground.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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