I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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