Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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