Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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