butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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