return my video game
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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