Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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