Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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