i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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