maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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