found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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