adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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