Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Boobs are out for the taking
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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