R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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