i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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