Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I can't put those talents on a resume
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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