We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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