This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Watching her eat just hurts me
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Randomize
