Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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