it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I could fuck to npr.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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