Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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