If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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